Dick's Last Resort

06/03/2026

https://dickslastresort.com/roast-me/

06/03/2026

Y’all said, “Here’s my face, please hurt my feelings.”

Some of you were too easy. Some of you were somehow worse.
Send better pictures-- you're embarrassing yourself.

👉 dickslastresort.com/roast-me/

06/02/2026

In town for a convention or hosting a corporate event in Orlando?

The DLR at Pointe Orlando offers a private, turnkey space ideal for meetings, presentations, and client events—just steps from the action, but designed to give you a space of your own.

With a private entrance, full AV capabilities, and a dedicated team, we make it easy to host with confidence.

Book your next event:
[email protected]

06/02/2026

Anyone wanna spoon?
I'm feeling lonely
👉👈

06/01/2026

🗽🦅 AMERICA TURNS 250… SO WE’RE GIVIN’ AWAY MONEY LIKE TRUE PATRIOTS. 🇺🇸

From Memorial Day weekend through Labor Day, we’re pickin’ ONE winner every week to score some free Dick Dollars. 😘

How to enter:📸 Drop your favorite ‘MERICA photo in the comments🍔 BBQs, bald eagles, jorts, fireworks, hot dogs, mullets… we wanna see it all.

Each week, We'll pick our favorite submission, feature it on our socials, and hook you up with some Dick Dollars to come spend at Dick's Last Resort.

Fine print stuff because apparently we need it:
• No purchase necessary
• By submitting a photo, you give us permission to repost it on our socials
• We reserve the right to remove any submissions we don’t wanna post
• Winner contacted via DM/email

Now show us yer best America behavior. 🇺🇸

06/01/2026

The heart wants what the heart wants.

06/01/2026

STARTING TOMORROW 🔥

Every Tuesday until we get bored of you, we’re taking your ridiculous little selfies and roasting them for the internet’s enjoyment.

We’ve gathered enough brave idiots to kick this thing off, so congratulations… your face might be next.

Think you can handle it?

Submit your photo here:
dickslastresort.com/roast-me

Your face. Our roast. We’ll post it. We’ll roast it.

05/31/2026

We welcome weirdos of all kinds at Dick’s.

Weddings. Divorces. Bach trips. School groups. Anime Conventions. Business trips.
Random field trip from basic training? Sure. Why not.

Bring your crew, your questionable life choices, and your weird little matching shirts.

We’ll handle the rest.

05/30/2026

Y'all are some patriotic red white and blue lovin' people out there! 🇺🇸 Week 2 we saw some cute dogs, Merica' dressed families and friends and this kid who made us think of Syd from Toy Story if he loved 'Merica too 🤣



Keep em' coming! We go again this week!

05/30/2026

Be so for real right now.

The fact that you even thought you could complete the Dick’s Big Meat Challenge tells us everything we need to know about you as a person. 🙄

We are sure he lost, obviously.

But hey… takes guts to fail that publicly.
Mostly meat guts, but still.

05/29/2026

It looks like she wanted the wiener… until it was time to get sloppy in public.
So OF COURSE her man traded meals with her.

Don’t say chivalry is dead.

If he won’t eat a wiener for me, I don’t want it. 😘

05/29/2026

Some venues really do have it all… and the food is no exception. ✨

At The DLR at Pointe Orlando, your event comes with a menu designed to impress—from curated selections to crowd-pleasing favorites, all prepared and presented to match the moment.

Because great events aren’t just seen—they’re tasted.

Let’s start planning:
[email protected]

05/28/2026

One 12-inch wiener not enough for ya?
Add another one, you overachiever.
Don’t say we never did anything nice for you though.

05/28/2026

We're the joint that everyone's been warnin' ya about

05/28/2026

When your boss asks if the job *really* takes two people…
Buddy, someone’s gotta stand there and make it weird.

05/27/2026

Orlando, we’re ready for you. ✨

The DLR at Pointe Orlando is a private event space created for connection, celebration, and unforgettable moments. From intimate gatherings to large-scale events, our team is here to guide every detail and make hosting feel easy.

When the space, the service, and the atmosphere all come together—you don’t just host an event, you create an experience. 💫

Let’s make it yours:
[email protected]

05/26/2026

Some people split a Mucho 5 ways.
Cheap ol cowards, but sure. 😌🍹

Then just drink 5 of ’em

05/26/2026

Our Dick's are the just the best. Come see us at any of our 12 locations.

05/26/2026

Looks like someone prepped for this day.

05/26/2026

If the hat fits 🤣 Come dine with us and get yer

05/26/2026

We can't somedays 🤣🤣 Taco is always at his finest.

05/26/2026

An attempt was made.
Failure is sometimes the only option.
Nice try though.

05/26/2026

Way to make a show of it, buddy 👏👏👏

We love it when they win
(though, we love it more when they lose)

05/25/2026

If you’re planning an event in Orlando, this is the space you’ve been looking for. ✨

The DLR at Pointe Orlando offers a private, fully equipped venue designed to make hosting effortless—from the first impression to the final toast. Whether you’re organizing a corporate event, celebration, or something uniquely your own, our team is here to make it seamless, polished, and unforgettable.

Dates are filling quickly—let’s start planning. 💫

[email protected]

11/24/2024

One of the best HH on the strip Dick's Last Resort Excalibur Hotel Casino

11/24/2024

Need some Dick's in yer life! Don't want to leave to the room? Scan here!!

11/24/2024

Some date changes for these guys! Check this out: 11/25, 12/9, 12/30, 1/20 :)

02/22/2022

Congrats to our Valentine's Day winners, Michelle & Wesley! Your gift certificates are being mailed out!

02/06/2021

02/01/2021

Reserve Your Table N-O-W!